Christian One-Liners

Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisor's.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front Of the bus, the middle of the road, and The back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge A man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" Are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, Not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch Them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God Chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark Where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men To take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing, Not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him.